I want chicken soup

shnks:

I accidentally blacklisted the letter “e” and my whole dash disappeared except for one picture of a banana and I’ve been laughing about this for about 3 full minutes oh mygofdcsnd

averagefairy:

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  

frickgerard:

stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:
unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

GUYS

clevverbot:

IF ANY OF YOU EVER SEE ME IN PUBLIC THE CODE IS to back the fuck off cuz a lot of you are fucking embarrassing